Questionably Fabulous

I got really upset last night – there was a dog in a car parked outside my house but my porch lights were off so I couldn’t really get a good look at her.  I tried to communicate with this animal and let her know that this was my territory and if she wasn’t careful I’d tell her who was boss… But mom put a muzzle on me and kept saying that it was just Deja.  I don’t like Deja, so that didn’t really make a difference to me.  So I got yanked back into the house and I was really upset with mom so I growled at her.  And dad hates when I growl at mom so as soon as I showed my mom my teeth the skin on the back of my neak got ripped up by dad and I was so scared by it that I peed all over his leg.  

Needless to say this did not help the situation.