Questionably Fabulous

Hi, my name is Bob.  And I’m a water-holic.   I drink whenever I can, alone or with others, it makes no difference to me.   I drink wherever I find water, bowls, humans’ cups, puddles, toilets, it makes no difference to me.   I am shameful of my addiction, when I come up for air and find [...]

My alarm clock is my cell phone, so often times when I snooze in the morning I end up sleeping with my phone in my hand.  And sometimes other buttons get pressed…   Around 5 am this morning I woke up to my fiance laughing and asking who I was calling.  What was he talking [...]