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Saturday 6/7

On my way out of work yesterday I was stalked by a bird. 

I know what you’re thinking – I was imagining it, but I wasn’t. 

As I was walking from my office to my car I saw a shadow of a bird flying overhead, I thought it was a little strange but shook it off as nothing…  Then I heard it caw at me and it flew really close by my head, shreaking I fled to my car, but realized I’d forgotten my keys… 

I took a deep breath – pure coincidence that it tried to kill me – dropped my stuff at my car and started to walk back to my office.  Again and again as I walked back the bird would shreek and swoop down to get me.  I ran into my office and slammed the door behind me… 

The trip back to my car was just as trecherous.  Where the heck were my cats when I needed them?

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