Questionably Fabulous

Hi, my name is Bob.  And I’m a water-holic.  

I drink whenever I can, alone or with others, it makes no difference to me.  

I drink wherever I find water, bowls, humans’ cups, puddles, toilets, it makes no difference to me.  

I am shameful of my addiction, when I come up for air and find I am being watched while drinking I can’t help but hang my head down in painful humiliation.  

I know I should stop.  I know that if I drank less I’d be in less pain each afternoon while waiting to go outside and pee.  

But I cannot help it.  The first step of recovery is admitting you have a problem.