Questionably Fabulous

The worst thing happened last night.   I was hanging out with my humans and their neighbors and a bunch of other friends.  Dinner smelled delicious and cause my mom loves me so much I am happy to report that it tasted amazing as well.  Anyway, as always I am a complete angel.  I don’t leave the [...]

Nothing more questionably fabulous than totally rocking out in your car to some song on the radio and completely tuning out to the point that you pass your own office and go for another 5 miles.  This is the second time I’ve done that!

School is back in session so I’m hard at work barking and lunging at small children walking by with their parents and annoying teenagers who think its fun to taunt me…  What is it about me that causes them to laugh?  Sure, I’m shorter than they are and am on all fours – but that means that [...]

I’m going through one of those weeks where I simply cannot wake up on time.  Its crazy the way my fiance an I pounce on the alarm clocks – we’re up to a total of two cell phones and one clock – along with having two alarm times set on each of the cell phones… [...]

I was so bummed this morning when mom following me into the back neighbor’s yard.  I like to sneak back there and leave some poop for them to step in when playing ladder golf or bocci ball…  But she totally saw and picked it up…  Darn it!

I recently read an article about “happy weight” – it’s the weight that your body naturally goes to between vacation / special event starvation diets and holiday / time of the month binge eating marathons.  It’s the number you see on the scale when you’re just eating normally, not tracking calories or gobbling down cakes [...]

I had an event last week that drove me crazy throughout the entire planning process, it went off without a hitch except that four plates, 6 spoons and 3 forks were missing from the rental returns.   Scouring the premises, I finally found the plates…  IN THE FREEZER – say what?   The forks and spoons [...]

Today’s QF Moment actually comes from the QF Man who is acting like a big baby.   I was supposed to have breakfast with him on Sunday, following a wedding I was in and proceeded to get overly intoxicated afterwards.  I was intensely hung over and had pushed breakfast back to a lunch.  Then, deciding [...]

My Diary (and what’s so wrong with this?) 5:00 AM – Waking up with Mom – MY FAVORITE THING! 7:15 AM – Get fed, dog food - - MY FAVORITE THING! 8:15 AM – Walking so I can pee and poop – MY FAVORITE THING! 8:30 AM – Get treats as I get into my cage – [...]

I visited with a few dogs on Sunday, it was alright…  I only snapped once or twice at one bitch in particular who kept trying to lick my “red rocket”…  Although my humans and her humans all thought it was hysterical and kept telling me to relax and just let her…  

What is the proper business etiquette for saying “I don’t have time to talk to you. Please go away.” Because I clearly did not get that message across to Mr. Fat-Ass-I-Know-It-All-So-Let-Me-Tell-It-All-To-You earlier today. I have a pretty big event here at work and as the event coordinator, as my boss put it, its my ass [...]

I have a tender bladder, that is to say that because I’ve held it too long in the past, I don’t have the holding power I should have and sometimes, I leak.   I also piddle when I’m scared or startled…  No always, but it happens.   Its with great shame that I tell you [...]

Yesterday my man and I celebrated our one year anniversary with a romantic dinner at The Park restaurant in San Luis Obispo.  It was delicious!   But, like most things, I had a QF Moment on my way there.   Since we’d been drinking earlier at a picnic / barbeque / backyard bash we called a cab [...]

Last night this marvelous huge box came home with one of my humans, it smelled like it had been all over the place and all I wanted to do was inspect it and maybe pee on it but I was quickly swatted away which is so unusual for my mom! A huge pink blob came out of the box [...]

My wedding dress came yesterday via UPS – I had my window in my office open so that I could see the truck when it pulled it and let out a childish squeal when I saw it turn into the driveway.   All the gals at work wanted to see it – I was tempted to put it on [...]

My future brother in law went to my wedding tab on this blog and while he was here he read a few of my blogs…  Yea…  I know that I decided to create my wedding link / page / what not on here so that everyone my fiance and I know would visit the site [...]

I walk into the office today and find that my computer is on and there are a bunch of notes in my boss’ hand writing on my desk…   What’s the website for?  Sciatica Relief…  LOL – my boss is a pain in the ass for real – LOL

I heard some really disturbing news this morning.  Mom came home from the gym and announced who the winner of the Cutest Animal Contest was at Athlon Elite, where she works out.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m very happy for “Jake the Pooh” but the part that was really upsetting is that my mom didn’t [...]

There is something completely yummy about shower water…  I know its totally weird and its probably an extension of my water addiction but whenever one of my humans gets out of the shower I can’t help but walk in and lap up a few licks of the water.  It just smells yummy!

So, before I left on vacation my boss had a tempter tantrum AT me.   I think its menopause…  She was upset that I hadn’t updated HER calendar and claimed that she didn’t know about this specific event that we were having here – and as the Event Person I was being held accountable.   [...]