Questionably Fabulous

In true GIRL fashion I’ve let my car go a little too long without an oil change.  It was supposed to happen at 29000 and I’m now at 31000.   So it also occurred to me that when I bought it the car had 21000 miles – which wow, I’ve driving 10000 miles in 8 months?  Yowza! [...]

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I got nutin today… sorry!

I am the Vice President of a networking group.  One of my many random duties is to sell raffle tickets at our meetings – proceeds go to a wonderful cause, winners get an assortment of products that our members donate.  Its wonderful.  Except that for some reason today I sold tickets in such a Questionably [...]

I got the stickiest, gooiest most foul thing on the back of my neck this morning just before being shoved into my cage for the day.  I tried to shake it off and rub it off but it just is sticking to me.   I felt it seep between by hair follicles down onto my skin almost immediately, [...]

Dear Tiffany, You dated my fiancé several years ago and I know this might be a little unorthodox for me to be writing to you like this but I am doing so to say THANK YOU.  Not only are you the reason why we met (Bryan moved to California for you, which is where he [...]

I’ve been trying to be healthier lately – working out, eating right etc.  I am by no means starving myself or event what you’d call dieting – I’m eating less but that’s because now I’m actually limiting myself to a proper serving instead of indulging myself on food until I feel like I’ll burst.  All that being [...]

After re-reading yesterday’s post I realized that I may be paying too much attention to the television when mom watches Project Runway.

I’ve noticed recently that I don’t feel complete without my collar.  Or rather, I don’t feel complete unless I have something on.   This concerns me as dogs are supposed to be “naked” and its universally weirder to see a dog wearing clothing versus a dog not wearing clothes but I will admit, I like my collar. [...]

This weekend a bunch of us went to the West Beach Music Festival down in Santa Barbara.  We saw Jason Mraz (my fiance’s favorite) and Ziggy Marley among others but those two were the highlights for me.   On Saturday night I was quite intoxicated and feeling a little rowdy – in the good spirit my fiance [...]

At work today I used the restroom and then got into a little argument with the soap dispenser.  Twice.   First thing was that when I went to get some soap it dispenced with such force that I actually got it on my eye.  Thank goodness it wasn’t in my eye cause that would have hurt soooo [...]

Golfing is a gentleman’s sport.  Right? Recently my fiance went golfing with some of his buddies.  They aren’t exactly what you’d call “good” golfers but are decent enough to play a round of 9 holes and have a lot of fun.  The best part about these guys is that they completely are aware that they [...]

I heard on the radio this morning that a dog who is chained up is much more likely to bite someone and or get into a fight with another dog than if he/she is running free.   I have been trying to tell my mom that for years – now I finally have evidence as [...]

Last night was the best – I had a great sleep over at my aunt & uncle’s house cause mom & dad went away to be all romantic.   I got to sleep on the bed with them which I almost never get to do at home and they neither of them woke up at [...]

In an effort to protect the innocent I’ve changed all names except my own for this TRUE story.  I am putting it in as the Main Posting for today but also as the QF Man because, to be honest, it is that good of a story. Last fall, when I was still living in Baltimore, [...]

I may have shared with you in the past that I have a slight bladder problem.  Sometimes I am so excited about what I am doing that I don’t realize in time that I have to pee – and with my addiction to water I have to pee quite often.   I have a lot of shame [...]

Spilling the large garbage bag full of linens as I entered the door to the cleaners was only the first of my mishaps this morning.   Since I’d forgotten my glasses my chocies were to wear my sun glasses and look like a stereotypical Californian or squint around the storefront helping the lady count the table [...]

Yesterday while having dinner with my dad and my aunt and uncle I was busy at work sniffing around the yard.  I stumbled upon an odd contraption that I’d never seen before – it was fully clothed but didn’t smell like a human.  It smelled like a pile of sticks.   Obviously I was confused.  Here was [...]

While getting dressed yesterday for the wedding I was coordinating at work I punched myself square in the face.   I was wearing a halter top dress, it was tastefully cut but a halter top none the less.  Those of you readers who have large breasts will understand the predicament I was in.  Strapless bras [...]

I propose that a new word be introduced into the world of weddings.  Momzilla of the Bride.  Not to be confused with Mom of the Bridezilla…  A Momzilla is a crazy mother when the bride is absolutely cool as a cucumber.   In case you were wondering, I’m dealing with one – have been for [...]