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Monday 9/8

While getting dressed yesterday for the wedding I was coordinating at work I punched myself square in the face.  

I was wearing a halter top dress, it was tastefully cut but a halter top none the less.  Those of you readers who have large breasts will understand the predicament I was in.  Strapless bras do not work for me and halter bras only work with coaxing and constant attention.  So there I am, hoisting my boobs into place and helping the bra understand where it was suppose to remain…  My fingers slipped on the satin causing my fist to land directing on my lip.  

I am extremely relieved that it didn’t swell as that would have made for a very interest explanation while working the wedding!

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