Questionably Fabulous

At work today I used the restroom and then got into a little argument with the soap dispenser.  Twice.  

First thing was that when I went to get some soap it dispenced with such force that I actually got it on my eye.  Thank goodness it wasn’t in my eye cause that would have hurt soooo bad.  But anyway, I just laughed it off and thougth that it would make good material for the QF Moment of the Day.  

I jinxed myself.  

Because then later, right after lunch I used it again taking precaution not to get it in my eye again…  So this time it squirt directly onto the crotch of my pants.  Nice white smear over the fly of my brown slacks.  Really nice.  My only option was to wash it off so that instead of it looking like – um – cough - ahem - a little noontime action was gotten, I look like I peed my pants a little.  

Deep breaths.