Nan
My house was filled to the brim all last week with new family members. I’d only met two previously, my Uncle Mark and my Mana (mom’s mom who I adore cause she takes me for two LONG walks every day. LOVE LOVE LOVE it cause then I get to pee and poop all over the neighborhood and spread my scent everywhere that it has never been before. I think sometimes she gets lost cause I get TIRED on these walks they get so long – and I’m a Jack Russell so wearing me out is tough to do!)
Anyway, I met a wonderful woman, my Nan, she’s my dad’s mom’s husband’s mom and I wanted her to take me home. She gave me goodies under the table and let me snuggle up with her on the couch and she told me I was handsome and said that if I was her dog I could rule the roost all day and night.
And then I found out that she already had a dog. What a bitch. Not Nan, her other dog. Her name is Annie. What a retarded name for a dog. And she’s mostly a Pug – have you seen their faces? Not cute at all. Looks like someone slapped them with a frying pan and never recovered. Wus. I hate Annie, I’ve never met her but I bet she doesn’t deserve Nan.
I cried the day she left. I wanted to run after the car and scream “DON’T LEAVE ME WITH THESE PEOPLE!” But dad, as usual, had me on a short leash and when I tried to run after the car and bark my groveling pleas I was reprimanded. I find it ironic that I relate most to the little red headed orphan right now, you know, Annie – and that is the name of the dog I want to be most right now…
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow, you’re only a day away!
Posted: December 29th, 2008 under QF Dog.
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