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UTI

What dog on earth gets a Urinary Track Infection?  Me, that’s what dog. 

Much to my embarassement mom annouced it to the entire family just before Christmas, how humiliating!  I really wanted her to drive straight to the grocery story from the vet’s and load up on cranberry juice but she wouldn’t listen to me.  In stead I have been sentenced to eating “special” bland food for a whole month and having pills massaged down my throat twice a day. 

I got even last night though.  I snuck over to mom and dad’s slippers around 5 am and left them a little puddle of pee in each one. 

Course, I got into MAJOR trouble cause dad has super ears and woke up to the sound of the stream of hot smelly infected piss going into his Uggs… 

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