Questionably Fabulous

I just read two of the weirdest blog entries ever.  Ok, I exaggerate.  The blogs were not weird – the tale was.    Help the fact that these two (Part 1 and Part 2) entries on one of my favorite sites (www.selfabsorbed.me) are titled “Faking It” and that I, of course, needed to read it.  [...]

Does this dog look happy to you?  Chuck is my idol and this is one of my favorite pictures of him…  I told mom that he was the luckiest dog in the world and how come she never dumps pasta onto my head like that and she said that once my blog helps pay her bills [...]

I strongly feel that anything within reach of me and that smells like me is mine.  And I think that the rest of the canine species would agree.  So how come I get in trouble when I destroy stuff that falls into both of those categories?  There is a rug under my crate.  And my [...]

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A proposed design change to the site…  Let me know if you like it better…  A guy told me this might increase my marketability to male readers…  I think it would only work if computers omitted smells… http://bacolicio.us/http:/questionablyfabulous.com

I made a big mess of things this past weekend and haven’t been able to bring myself to tell you all until now.  Mostly I’ve accepted the debacle I created for myself because I know my mom has told almost everyone the excruciating tale. Let me preface this by saying that I have not once [...]

Question:  Do you guys normally do a courtesy cough when you are in the restroom taking a deuce and somebody comes in? See, I normally throw the courtesy cough because we have a two stall bathroom and its common knowledge that one stall is for numero uno and the other stall is for dropping deuces.  [...]