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Groom’s Day

Wedding Day – Bride’s Pre-Ceremony Itinerary:
9:30 – Wake Up
10:00 – Breakfast (with bridesmaids and mother)
10:45 – Depart for Hair & Make Up (with bridesmaids and mother)
10:55 – Discover that the Groom has taken the car.  Call soon-to-be-sisters-in-law in a panic. 
11:00 – The soon-to-be-sisters-in-law save the day and take us to Hair & Make Up
11:15 [...]

What all brides should do…

What all brides should do… ~ QF Moment

Wedding Pictures

If you’d like to see wedding pictures you can find them in one of two ways. 
A) Go to my Facebook or MySpace page to view some that friends have given me.  Search for me if I’m not already “your friend”.  AC Fabulous should get me every time. 
B)  Hound my photographers to post them online.  (This [...]

My Butt Is Soft

My Butt Is Soft ~ QF Moment

Dad’s Cheat Too

Mom and Dad got married…  Its all legit now, we’re a family.  And I’m slowly accepting my sister and brother-in-law, Crude & Booger. 
 
But this picture of my father cheating on all three of us while on his honeymoon is plain old disgusting. 
 
I disown him.   

I’m Sorry

I haven’t written in a while and part of me feels like apologizing to my readers.  And then I realize, wait, I don’t have that many readers, the ones I do have are all family members and friends and quite frankly they don’t give a sheista if I write or not…  so I guess I [...]

What a Ride

Life should  NOT  be a journey to the grave with the intention of  arriving  safely in an attractive and well preserved  body, but rather  to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one  hand – chocolate in  the other – body thoroughly used up,  totally worn out and   screaming “WOO  HOO, What a  Ride”