15 Girly Thoughts
Someone emailed me this… Well, the black text anyway, on orange are my comments about this. Cause for reals, I don’t think so.
1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything. Yea, and by everything I mean tits that are so big they’d break her back and make her topple over, a life that is full of the dreams of the men who made her and so many careers the girl has got to be exhausted.
2. If the shoe fits – buy them in every color. This one I completely agree with. Sorry Bryan!
3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. I prefer beer. A friend asked me last night “AC, how come you like shitty beer?” and I shrugged while my husband said “Hey, that has saved me a lot of money over the years.”
4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls! I fully agree.
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days). Don’t go on the 30 day diet, don’t go on any diet. Live healthy and appreciate food. I think that my quality of life is directly correlated to the flavor of good eats.
6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. True. But be sure to drag a friend along. Laughter makes big girl panties fit much better.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality. REALLY????? I think this may have been written by a man judging by this one. Its just as bad as when my ex said “I don’t trust anything that can bleed for 5 days and not die.”
8. I know I’m in my own little world but it’s ok. They know me here. Plus they always laugh at my jokes. I’m just sayin’.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. Hells yea I can!
10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny. Plus, pantie lines are inevitable…
11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka. Or slice them and put them in a Bloody Mary.
12. Remember – wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit! I will stick up for the other gender and say this is not necessarily true. Sometimes we’re completely happy with their bullshit and sometimes there isn’t a woman around.
13. Keep your chin up - only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest. And the best. At least that’s what my mom is saying so far!
14. If it has tires or testicles it’s gonna give you trouble. And you’ll still love the ride. What? Like you weren’t thinking it too!
15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong. I don’t have a daughter yet and I already know my mom is right (most of the time) but I will say that every now and then when Su-san takes over my body and I realize it, I shiver just a tad.
Posted: June 29th, 2009 under Home.
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Comment from Subway Gal
Time: July 7, 2009, 11:58 am
Re: No. 10 – I hate panty lines. Those are a big no-no in my book. Thongs alllll the way!! Or comando, if you can handle it 
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