Questionably Fabulous

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We had an unexpected visitor at our place for Friday night dinner. Click on the title to read who it was!

~ By Bob Marley Dog

A guy comes between my husband (leaning on the bar) and I (standing directly in front of him / to his left in the circle of friends) and says “Excuse me does anyone want a beer?” and shoves a dark ale into the circle. I apparently was the only one who heard him, but this might have been due to the splashing of beer on my sleeve. In any event I say no. I mean honestly, hello? College town – roofies, ever heard of it?

A few minutes later my guy friend and husband start to notice that this guy is hard core hitting on me and Bryan turns his attention to him by saying “That is my wife you’re hitting on right there.” with this huge satirical smile on his face. Then he swings his arm around the guy’s neck (my hubby is 6’3” and dude was maybe 5’10”) and gives him a good jostling. Half way being “cool” and half way being “knock it the F off”.

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I think sometimes my brother and sister walk around my yard and do this… only is not cow poop… It’s my poop… LOL

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When I was a little girl I got soooo excited about seeing car carriers. I don’t have any memory of this but apparently when most little girls carried around dolls I was seen toting around a little blue metal car carrier. Apparently the first thing I wanted to be when I “growed up” was a driver of a car carrier!

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Last night my husband had the time of his life. For those of you who do not know him, he loves fire. last night on his way home from work Bryan saw a brush fire and slammed on his breaks and came to a screeching halt in his Honda Civic at the side of the highway. He jumped out and I think if there were a phone booth near by he’d have run in and changed into some tights and a red cape. Tearing into his trunk he used the only things he had on hand to put out the fire – his gloves.

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This past weekend I had a classic GNO only it wasn’t the kind of classic as I wanted it to be. This Girls’ Night Out was anything but fabulous, it was strange and twisted and confusing and full of puzzlement. And I wasn’t the only one who felt that way, two of my wildest and most regular of mayhem causers were along for the ride and all three of us kept saying things like:

Is this really happening?

Where are we?

Are you seeing what I’m seeing?

And the real question we ended up asking ourselves is: IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS AND WE’RE JUST USALLY WASTED OR ARE WE IN SOME KIND OF TIME WARP?

As I bent over to open the lock and get my clothes off, I heard someone shout my name. Instinctively, I rapidly turned around toward the voice, and–smack–slammed half of my face against the naked body standing next to me. As I bounced back from the impact, I realized that I’d made full contact with this woman’s rear end–a locker room fender bender.

I just had one of the most ah-mah-zing meals. Pier 46 Seafood (www.pier46seafood.com) totally quenched my craving for fish and chips this afternoon.
There I was, needing a little grease and salt in the middle of the day so that I could drown out the sorrows of my rocky sales day and ba-da-bing… There I was [...]

Work Out Time ~ QF Dog

Mom and Aunty Brooke love working out. I decided that I wanted to go too and to let them know (since they don’t understand my growls, purring and barks) I’d put on some sweats… How do I look?

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We Need to Break Up ~ QF Moment