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84 Pounds of Fabulous

Went to the airport today to move to London.  We had too many bags, so many that the rental car shuttle refused to take us to the airport.  Instead they loaded us up into a bigger rental car and drove us.  Curbside drop off, nice start to the rock-star-diva day of travel. 

We were dropped off at the “regular” check in.  Since we’re flying business class (bitches) we couldn’t check in there.  Is it me or should business class people get to check in wherever the F they want?  Just sayin.  Anyway, we had to wheel ourselves from Terminal 5 to Terminal 6 and on the way my cart decided to have a mind of its own.  Following Bryan, we each had four suitcases piled high on those caddy thingys and mine fell down the ramp spilling over traffic…  Wupsie. 

Safely to the correct terminal to check in we faced the scales…  We weighted them all at home and each were under the allotted weight but somehow my big green monster surprised us all.  In this corner AC Fabulous, weighing in at…  Well, we can leave that one out..  In the other corner The Big Green Monster, weighing in at 84 lbs.  That’s right, EIGHTY-FOUR FREAKING POUNDS! Diz-ham!  Did we want to pay extra the woman asks?  Nah, we’ll leave this one behind… WTF? 

On to the Red Carpet Lounge I say – and bring on the booze.

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