Questionably Fabulous

This is Bob Marley Dog signing on to bid you all So Long, Fare Well, Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu (sound of music song).  This will be my last blog for a long while.  Perhaps I will write sporadically, but I’ve graduated from Questionably Fabulous University and have gotten another job.  Now I am Chief Patrolman for a 50 Acre Horse Farm. 

I’m in charge of over 40 horses, two humans, an old Beagle and an outdoor cat.  There are also several farm hands who live on the property with their children and one has a German Shepherd puppy, they are all considered my domain when holding down the fort also.  I’ve already caught my first barn mouse (tasty) and have started to tell the cat that he is only allowed to roam around where I cannot see him.  The woman on the farm makes a wonderful mother.  She has MS and walks with a walker or a cane so I’m a perfect protector of her.  My new dad hasn’t totally warmed up to me yet, he thinks I’m “just” a dog.  Silly human. 

So far it’s been nice to make new friends.  The Beagle and German Sheppard understand that I’m Chief Patrolman and seem to have relinquished their posts to me with ease.  They don’t understand that all flying things (frisbees, balls, bugs, water from hoses etc) are the enemy.  I will be teaching them soon enough.  I’m proud to say the oversized animals called Arabian Horses have come to terms with my job as well.  Their poops smells yummy but since I am not hunting them I will restrain myself and not roll in their warm droppings.

I hope all of you enjoy AC’s London Adventures.  I will be sure to continue to read what she writes and wish her the best of luck.  She has done a huge favor for me in getting me this job and I will forever be grateful to her and to Bryan for teaching me how to be a Fabulous Dog, not just a Questionably Fabulous one.