Questionably Fabulous

I made a big mess of things this past weekend and haven’t been able to bring myself to tell you all until now.  Mostly I’ve accepted the debacle I created for myself because I know my mom has told almost everyone the excruciating tale. Let me preface this by saying that I have not once [...]

What dog on earth gets a Urinary Track Infection?  Me, that’s what dog.  Much to my embarassement mom annouced it to the entire family just before Christmas, how humiliating!  I really wanted her to drive straight to the grocery story from the vet’s and load up on cranberry juice but she wouldn’t listen to me.  [...]

My house was filled to the brim all last week with new family members.  I’d only met two previously, my Uncle Mark and my Mana (mom’s mom who I adore cause she takes me for two LONG walks every day.  LOVE LOVE LOVE it cause then I get to pee and poop all over the [...]

My favorite song right now is by the PussyCat Dolls.  Despite the fact that they chose the wrong animal to name themselves after they have some great songs – and I always get excited when mom dances to their songs, she gets so wild and crazy and I get to bounce around the house and [...]

Mom has been busy with her new job, dad went to Colorado for an emergency…  They left me at summer camp this past weekend while they visited some friends…  I’m feeling neglected…  This dog went through hell and highwater to get to his folks – I’m not so sure if I’d have done the same… [...]

This first dog is my new idol. Seriously. But the others are pretty rad too.

I’ve been so happy lately.  Not only has the season changed to fall which means that new smells are popping up all over the place but its been getting colder at night and I’ve weaseled my way under the covers with mom in the middle of the night – or at least in the morning [...]

Me either…

I got the stickiest, gooiest most foul thing on the back of my neck this morning just before being shoved into my cage for the day.  I tried to shake it off and rub it off but it just is sticking to me.   I felt it seep between by hair follicles down onto my skin almost immediately, [...]

After re-reading yesterday’s post I realized that I may be paying too much attention to the television when mom watches Project Runway.

I’ve noticed recently that I don’t feel complete without my collar.  Or rather, I don’t feel complete unless I have something on.   This concerns me as dogs are supposed to be “naked” and its universally weirder to see a dog wearing clothing versus a dog not wearing clothes but I will admit, I like my collar. [...]

I heard on the radio this morning that a dog who is chained up is much more likely to bite someone and or get into a fight with another dog than if he/she is running free.   I have been trying to tell my mom that for years – now I finally have evidence as [...]

Last night was the best – I had a great sleep over at my aunt & uncle’s house cause mom & dad went away to be all romantic.   I got to sleep on the bed with them which I almost never get to do at home and they neither of them woke up at [...]

I may have shared with you in the past that I have a slight bladder problem.  Sometimes I am so excited about what I am doing that I don’t realize in time that I have to pee – and with my addiction to water I have to pee quite often.   I have a lot of shame [...]

Yesterday while having dinner with my dad and my aunt and uncle I was busy at work sniffing around the yard.  I stumbled upon an odd contraption that I’d never seen before – it was fully clothed but didn’t smell like a human.  It smelled like a pile of sticks.   Obviously I was confused.  Here was [...]

I have a new respect for my brother THE CAT.   He went outside today, I was caged as always, but I could smell that annoying black cat from next door enter our yard.  I didn’t even know that Booger (my cat) was out and about until I heard the fuss.   Booger showed that [...]

My Aunt reminded me of teh movie Lady and the Tramp last night as I was discussing with her how innocent the cats are in my household.  And by innocent I mean guilty as hell. They never seem to get in trouble for any of the bad stuff they do and somehow I often get blamed for [...]

As I was going out for a walk last night I saw two humans being stalked by four eyes, realizing that they were approaching my house I took off ready to defend my property and the two innocent people who were about to be viscously attacked.  As I drew closer, however, I came to see that these [...]

I cut my leg really bad last night.  It hurts right now, as I sit in my cage while my humans are at work, I’m licking it to try and make it feel better but OH DOES IT STING!   I went to the gas station with my dad to fill up the cars before [...]

The worst thing happened last night.   I was hanging out with my humans and their neighbors and a bunch of other friends.  Dinner smelled delicious and cause my mom loves me so much I am happy to report that it tasted amazing as well.  Anyway, as always I am a complete angel.  I don’t leave the [...]