Questionably Fabulous

A few days ago I got this random email from a guy I haven’t talked to in at least a year and a half. It is soooooo very random that I felt the need to share this with all of you. I mean, seriously, what the heck????

A guy comes between my husband (leaning on the bar) and I (standing directly in front of him / to his left in the circle of friends) and says “Excuse me does anyone want a beer?” and shoves a dark ale into the circle. I apparently was the only one who heard him, but this might have been due to the splashing of beer on my sleeve. In any event I say no. I mean honestly, hello? College town – roofies, ever heard of it?

A few minutes later my guy friend and husband start to notice that this guy is hard core hitting on me and Bryan turns his attention to him by saying “That is my wife you’re hitting on right there.” with this huge satirical smile on his face. Then he swings his arm around the guy’s neck (my hubby is 6’3” and dude was maybe 5’10”) and gives him a good jostling. Half way being “cool” and half way being “knock it the F off”.

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Last night my husband had the time of his life. For those of you who do not know him, he loves fire. last night on his way home from work Bryan saw a brush fire and slammed on his breaks and came to a screeching halt in his Honda Civic at the side of the highway. He jumped out and I think if there were a phone booth near by he’d have run in and changed into some tights and a red cape. Tearing into his trunk he used the only things he had on hand to put out the fire – his gloves.

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