Questionably Fabulous

This is Bob Marley Dog signing on to bid you all So Long, Fare Well, Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu (sound of music song). This will be my last blog for a long while. Perhaps I will write sporadically, but I’ve graduated from Questionably Fabulous University and have gotten another job. Now I am Chief Patrolman for a 50 Acre Horse Farm.

We had an unexpected visitor at our place for Friday night dinner. Click on the title to read who it was!

~ By Bob Marley Dog

I think sometimes my brother and sister walk around my yard and do this… only is not cow poop… It’s my poop… LOL

CLICK ON TITLE TO SEE THE PICTURE – IT’S NOT GROSS

Sleepy Time ~ QF Dog

I love that my little brother protects our house as fiercely as I do.  I don’t love that he is a cat, but at least he’s on the prowl. Hot Cat on a Non-Tin Roof   This is Boog Man watching the neighbor’s cat and giving him the “you better not even think about coming [...]

Mom and Dad got married…  Its all legit now, we’re a family.  And I’m slowly accepting my sister and brother-in-law, Crude & Booger.    But this picture of my father cheating on all three of us while on his honeymoon is plain old disgusting.    I disown him.   

I may have shared with you in the past that I have a slight bladder problem.  Sometimes I am so excited about what I am doing that I don’t realize in time that I have to pee – and with my addiction to water I have to pee quite often.   I have a lot of shame [...]

I have a new respect for my brother THE CAT.   He went outside today, I was caged as always, but I could smell that annoying black cat from next door enter our yard.  I didn’t even know that Booger (my cat) was out and about until I heard the fuss.   Booger showed that [...]

My Aunt reminded me of teh movie Lady and the Tramp last night as I was discussing with her how innocent the cats are in my household.  And by innocent I mean guilty as hell. They never seem to get in trouble for any of the bad stuff they do and somehow I often get blamed for [...]

My Diary (and what’s so wrong with this?) 5:00 AM – Waking up with Mom – MY FAVORITE THING! 7:15 AM – Get fed, dog food - - MY FAVORITE THING! 8:15 AM – Walking so I can pee and poop – MY FAVORITE THING! 8:30 AM – Get treats as I get into my cage – [...]

To add insult to injury today my parents tried to socialize me with the cats who they insist on calling my sister and brother.  Blek.  I was terrified – shook the entire time, and all I could think about was how Cooter would have protected me if she was here…  

My family is back from vacation and I have to admit, I’m excited to see them but oh so very sad to be saying goodbye to my summer camp friends.   Especially my girlfriend.   As you well know I’m not the most social of dogs, I rarely make friends but I have had two [...]

I have two first cousins, my dad’s brother and sister in law have a yellow lab puppy named Sage and a cat named Josie.  I rarely think that I can be friends with other animals but I think for sure that Sage and I will be best buddies.  Sage has a unique way of “playing” [...]

I had a face off with the cats this weekend… Here are some pictures of it… Who do you think was winning?  And be careful with your answer, they aren’t a feature writer on this blog…

I’m sorry I didn’t have a post yesterday.  I’ve been a little werided out by something that occured and needed some time to digest what went on.  I was in my cage all day, like usual, and I heard the cats prowling around the kitchen, opening cabinets, playing with their toys etc.  Initially I was furious [...]

I have recruited the neighborhood birds to help torment my new siblings.  Unfortunatley they are also tormenting my aunt and uncle who live right behind me…  The birds have agreed to fly by the cats bedroom window and shreek insessently at the cats.  I couldn’t be more thrilled… 

On my way out of work yesterday I was stalked by a bird.  I know what you’re thinking – I was imagining it, but I wasn’t.  As I was walking from my office to my car I saw a shadow of a bird flying overhead, I thought it was a little strange but shook it off [...]

I was in my crate, minding my own business as usual when my humans came home from dinner out…  When they opened the door a strange little face appeared and I remembered that I now share my house and my humans with these two cats, Booger & Crude.  What kinds of names are those? Knowing that I’d [...]

Seriously I think we are the dogs.  And I think cats are the men.  I know this is contrary to everything but let me explain my opinion… As the “mother” of a dog (boy, Bob) and two cats (boy, Booger and girl, Crude) I have a firm belief regarding their behavior and what we stereotypically [...]

Muzzled and restrained I spent some time with my step siblings.  With a firm hold on my neck I sat next to dad while mom snuggled with Crude, who to be honest is named quite appropriately.  She was so rude, making eye contact every now and then, grinning at me as she rubbed her fluffy [...]