Questionably Fabulous

Just received this lovely email from my lil guy.  I miss him so very much.  BOB THE DOG……is so great!  My people love me to death!! The lady you gave me to is over the moon about me, and even her husband is too.  I am now officially a big squirrl hunter, it took me a while to hone [...]

(Just got an email from Bob… Here’s what he had to say for himself…)

I’ve been just oh so very busy these last several days… I really need to write several blogs… Here are the titles I’m working on and some highlights from the last few days in London!!!

This is Bob Marley Dog signing on to bid you all So Long, Fare Well, Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu (sound of music song). This will be my last blog for a long while. Perhaps I will write sporadically, but I’ve graduated from Questionably Fabulous University and have gotten another job. Now I am Chief Patrolman for a 50 Acre Horse Farm.

I definitely do not like variables. I used to think I could tolerate change easily when it was unexpected. For example, if I was driving down the street and got a detour, I could handle that. In this situation it is clear that I could no longer take the route I was planning on and now definitely have to follow the detour signs. No problem. What I could not handle though is a detour sign that said “The road you were going to take is no longer available. You can follow our red detour signs but that may not get you to your destination on time. If you follow the yellow detour signs that may get you to your destination on time but you will need to pay a fine of $100. If you following the green detour signs then we cannot guarantee you’ll ever get to your destination but we will pay you $100. Also, signs along the way will change color and you’ll be put on whatever route we choose to put you on regardless of what you want or how you’ve laid out your day.”

Yea. I cannot handle that. And that is the way my life has been going recently…

My cousin Cooper is going through a rough patch… This is him just after lots of shots and lots of blood being taken for tests and stuff… Turns out that my lil buddy has an immune disease which causes his blood to not clot correctly.

Please say a lil prayer for my buddy.

I think sometimes my brother and sister walk around my yard and do this… only is not cow poop… It’s my poop… LOL

CLICK ON TITLE TO SEE THE PICTURE – IT’S NOT GROSS

Work Out Time ~ QF Dog

Mom and Aunty Brooke love working out. I decided that I wanted to go too and to let them know (since they don’t understand my growls, purring and barks) I’d put on some sweats… How do I look?

CLICK ON TITLE TO SEE PICTURE OF BOB MARLEY THE WORK OUT DOG!

I’m So Worried ~ QF Dog

After writing my last blog about Charlie’s clothes etc Mom took me home and pointed out that I actually have more clothes than just my Santa Outfit and Bomber Jacket.  You be the judge – I’m not so sure. 

Most dogs like to ride in the car with their head hanging out of the window.  I like to do this too but only when driving locally – like to the store and stuff where I’m likely to be able to see other dogs and bark at them…  Or when I get to protect my [...]

Does this dog look happy to you?  Chuck is my idol and this is one of my favorite pictures of him…  I told mom that he was the luckiest dog in the world and how come she never dumps pasta onto my head like that and she said that once my blog helps pay her bills [...]

I strongly feel that anything within reach of me and that smells like me is mine.  And I think that the rest of the canine species would agree.  So how come I get in trouble when I destroy stuff that falls into both of those categories?  There is a rug under my crate.  And my [...]

My favorite song right now is by the PussyCat Dolls.  Despite the fact that they chose the wrong animal to name themselves after they have some great songs – and I always get excited when mom dances to their songs, she gets so wild and crazy and I get to bounce around the house and [...]

Mom has been busy with her new job, dad went to Colorado for an emergency…  They left me at summer camp this past weekend while they visited some friends…  I’m feeling neglected…  This dog went through hell and highwater to get to his folks – I’m not so sure if I’d have done the same… [...]

This first dog is my new idol. Seriously. But the others are pretty rad too.

I feel the need to preface this blog with an interpretation or a warning of some sort.  I want to say that the lesson here is that you should follow your instincts, trust the inherent connection you may feel to another living thing and believe that there isn’t always a black or white – that most of [...]

I was so bummed this morning when mom following me into the back neighbor’s yard.  I like to sneak back there and leave some poop for them to step in when playing ladder golf or bocci ball…  But she totally saw and picked it up…  Darn it!

My Diary (and what’s so wrong with this?) 5:00 AM – Waking up with Mom – MY FAVORITE THING! 7:15 AM – Get fed, dog food - - MY FAVORITE THING! 8:15 AM – Walking so I can pee and poop – MY FAVORITE THING! 8:30 AM – Get treats as I get into my cage – [...]

My dad’s dad lives on a farm with several different kinds of animals, his five dogs, all Aunts of mine, are free to roam around the farm feely, I am jealous as all get out, can you imagine the different smells there? I over heard my mother saying that they scared her a few times…  [...]