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Cheek to Cheek

As I bent over to open the lock and get my clothes off, I heard someone shout my name. Instinctively, I rapidly turned around toward the voice, and–smack–slammed half of my face against the naked body standing next to me. As I bounced back from the impact, I realized that I’d made full contact with this woman’s rear end–a locker room fender bender.

Wednesday 10/8

DING DONG THE DRESS IS BIG THE WEDDING DRESS, THE WEDDING DRESS DING DONG THE WEDDING DRESS IS BIG! When I bought my wedding dress in early August it was tight.  The lady at the dress shop said that I needed to loose 5 pounds for it to fit perfectly.  I thought for sure this [...]