Questionably Fabulous

I’ve been just oh so very busy these last several days… I really need to write several blogs… Here are the titles I’m working on and some highlights from the last few days in London!!!

Ever notice how women are much better at spotting things in bars? I mean, if you’re looking for someone, it is always a girl in the group who finds that missing friend. If you’re hunting for a bartender, it’s always a girl who can spot the open spot to order from. If you need a napkin, boom, a girl has located one and gotten it for you. I used to think that it was because women were more observant, but now I think it is the power of the V… And by V I mean, um, Virginia…

This past weekend I had a classic GNO only it wasn’t the kind of classic as I wanted it to be. This Girls’ Night Out was anything but fabulous, it was strange and twisted and confusing and full of puzzlement. And I wasn’t the only one who felt that way, two of my wildest and most regular of mayhem causers were along for the ride and all three of us kept saying things like:

Is this really happening?

Where are we?

Are you seeing what I’m seeing?

And the real question we ended up asking ourselves is: IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS AND WE’RE JUST USALLY WASTED OR ARE WE IN SOME KIND OF TIME WARP?

Where Have the Muscles Gone? ~ QF Man

Yours Truely ~ QF Man

This is what a man should be doing on 4th of July.  This is MAN’S WORK. And of course, after unloading the car, this is where you can find me:

Someone emailed me this… and for reals, I don’t think so.

Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything.

But if only when you say “everything” you mean tits that are so big they’d break her back and make her topple over, a life that is full of the dreams of the men who made her and so many careers the girl has got to be exhausted.

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Yes, this is a person’s name.  No, not their given name, the nickname that my friends and I donned to a poor innocent young lady.  The story is priceless.  So on Saturday I was a bachelorette, actually I was one all weekend but that is besides the point.  The point is I didn’t have my [...]

I have told this story… or rather vented my frustrations on this topic to ALL of my friends…  My husband thinks that all clothing is dirty.  We laugh as we bicker about this subject almost daily – he thinks that if he’s worn something it is then dirty.  To me an item of clothing is [...]

The video is HYSTERICAL!  Not only is she talking a mile a minute but seriously look at her fingers, as if she’s listing off stuff.  Mine blowing…

A proposed design change to the site…  Let me know if you like it better…  A guy told me this might increase my marketability to male readers…  I think it would only work if computers omitted smells… http://bacolicio.us/http:/questionablyfabulous.com

In true GIRL fashion I’ve let my car go a little too long without an oil change.  It was supposed to happen at 29000 and I’m now at 31000.   So it also occurred to me that when I bought it the car had 21000 miles – which wow, I’ve driving 10000 miles in 8 months?  Yowza! [...]

I going to totally humiliate myself with this story – but its the most questionably fabulous thing and most women would agree that its sheer hell but it happens to us all. It happens to be that time of the month for me and the sheets on the bed are white.  You do the math.   Ordinarily [...]

Seriously I think we are the dogs.  And I think cats are the men.  I know this is contrary to everything but let me explain my opinion… As the “mother” of a dog (boy, Bob) and two cats (boy, Booger and girl, Crude) I have a firm belief regarding their behavior and what we stereotypically [...]

Even though I may have just broken a cardinal rule and said something negative about my gender I wanted to catch your attention.  Hope it worked. I decided to write this blog because of one particular coworker of mine.  She’s great, if you can get past her voice (like, totally, oh my God, ya know?).  [...]