Questionably Fabulous

A few days ago I got this random email from a guy I haven’t talked to in at least a year and a half. It is soooooo very random that I felt the need to share this with all of you. I mean, seriously, what the heck????

As I bent over to open the lock and get my clothes off, I heard someone shout my name. Instinctively, I rapidly turned around toward the voice, and–smack–slammed half of my face against the naked body standing next to me. As I bounced back from the impact, I realized that I’d made full contact with this woman’s rear end–a locker room fender bender.

I Believe Its Called… ~ QF Moment

I Stole This ~ QF Moment

Question:  Do you guys normally do a courtesy cough when you are in the restroom taking a deuce and somebody comes in? See, I normally throw the courtesy cough because we have a two stall bathroom and its common knowledge that one stall is for numero uno and the other stall is for dropping deuces.  [...]

I found this piece while browsing one of my new favorite blogs.  I hope you all get a good laugh and can agree with her list ~ AC   Things I Could’ve Done Without in 2008

Thought this was fun, here is hers, click on the other post to get my answers Beg, Borrow, and Steal

By John Bach By the second weekend o August 1969 (a mere 39 years ago), I was well into what was to be a 35 month period of incarceration for refusing to go to Vietnam, and at the time was interred at a satellite prison camp a few miles form a maximum security federal penitentiary. [...]