Questionably Fabulous

Like many of you out there, I love to people watch. Sit me at an outdoor restaurant facing the street and it’s almost like sitting in front of a TV! Especially if it’s warm outside and people are wearing all sorts of funny stuff. Or in a foreign country, I cannot resist imaging what the people are thinking about or what their lives are like. I love watching couples too. I like to try and guess if they are on the first date or if the date is going well etc. and I cannot help it, I laugh hysterically when people trip or when they pick a weggie or do anything somewhat embarrassing. As a side note, I laugh at myself when I trip and often I look up to see if anyone was watching so we can laugh together. I do pick weggies also, but I tend not to make eye contact afterwards, a lady’s gotta have some class, right? LOL

Was going to expand on my Highlights posting but then I had THE MOST Questionably Fabulous day yesterday with the most famous (see how British I’m getting) of mix ups. Two performed by none other than me but then directly after Bryan had quite the blunder as well. Crazy.

I’ve been just oh so very busy these last several days… I really need to write several blogs… Here are the titles I’m working on and some highlights from the last few days in London!!!

What kind of shoes do you wear to walk for 6 hours around London neighborhoods trying to find a place to live?

Yesterday was a splendid day – long but lovely. Can you tell I’m desperately trying to learn my vocabulary here? Last night I said “Blimely I hate that my flat is so small and I can’t get a mobile yet. And if I have to climb one more flight of stairs cause there isn’t a lift in the building I’ll be bloody pissed!” This of course was met with a round of laughter but secretly I was applauding myself – I gotta give myself some credit if no one else will! How Questionably Fabulous is that?

Welp, I found my mother ship… I confessed to have one burning question to ask. WHERE CAN I BUY A CURLING IRON?… I had to try Peter Jones, and when (gasp) they compared it to my Mecca back home, Target, I knew this was the place for me…

It’s like The Muppets Take Manhattan but instead it was The Mitisek’s taking Buckingham!  What a wonderful day wondering around London.  Bryan is napping as I type – silly boy woke up at 4:30 am, I guess he didn’t adjust as well as I did to the new time zone.  It’s either standard exhaustion or [...]

A friend of mine was somehow sucked into taking a survey for some exchange student from the University of California Santa Barbara.  Don’t ask me how – perhaps it was a friend of a friend or whatever – I didn’t get the background story just the gist – which truly shows just how Questionably Fabulous [...]

As I bent over to open the lock and get my clothes off, I heard someone shout my name. Instinctively, I rapidly turned around toward the voice, and–smack–slammed half of my face against the naked body standing next to me. As I bounced back from the impact, I realized that I’d made full contact with this woman’s rear end–a locker room fender bender.

Confessions of a New Blonde ~ QF Moment

Hairy Dirty Diaper ~ QF Moment

A Standing Ovation ~ QF Man

Where is the Handle? ~ QF Moment

I Stole This ~ QF Moment

Stalker ~ QF Moment

My Butt Is Soft ~ QF Moment

I strongly feel that anything within reach of me and that smells like me is mine.  And I think that the rest of the canine species would agree.  So how come I get in trouble when I destroy stuff that falls into both of those categories?  There is a rug under my crate.  And my [...]

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I made a big mess of things this past weekend and haven’t been able to bring myself to tell you all until now.  Mostly I’ve accepted the debacle I created for myself because I know my mom has told almost everyone the excruciating tale. Let me preface this by saying that I have not once [...]

Question:  Do you guys normally do a courtesy cough when you are in the restroom taking a deuce and somebody comes in? See, I normally throw the courtesy cough because we have a two stall bathroom and its common knowledge that one stall is for numero uno and the other stall is for dropping deuces.  [...]