Questionably Fabulous

What dog on earth gets a Urinary Track Infection?  Me, that’s what dog.  Much to my embarassement mom annouced it to the entire family just before Christmas, how humiliating!  I really wanted her to drive straight to the grocery story from the vet’s and load up on cranberry juice but she wouldn’t listen to me.  [...]

Macaroni Cleavage ~ QF Moment

Snaggle Tooth ~ QF Moment

I’m still an East Coast Girl – its official…   My friends are going to “SC” for the weekend to see family – I was a little surprised that they’d be making such a long trip for such a short time and I also didn’t know they had family in South Carolina… Their plans have [...]

Don’t you hate it when you write a post and then the computer deletes it?  Or rather, you’re a dumb-ass and you forget to publish / save it?   So anyway, this was from Wednesday 10/15 but now its Thursday 10/16 so I’m not sure which title for this post would be more appropriate…  Maybe [...]

I am the Vice President of a networking group.  One of my many random duties is to sell raffle tickets at our meetings – proceeds go to a wonderful cause, winners get an assortment of products that our members donate.  Its wonderful.  Except that for some reason today I sold tickets in such a Questionably [...]

At work today I used the restroom and then got into a little argument with the soap dispenser.  Twice.   First thing was that when I went to get some soap it dispenced with such force that I actually got it on my eye.  Thank goodness it wasn’t in my eye cause that would have hurt soooo [...]

Yesterday while having dinner with my dad and my aunt and uncle I was busy at work sniffing around the yard.  I stumbled upon an odd contraption that I’d never seen before – it was fully clothed but didn’t smell like a human.  It smelled like a pile of sticks.   Obviously I was confused.  Here was [...]

While getting dressed yesterday for the wedding I was coordinating at work I punched myself square in the face.   I was wearing a halter top dress, it was tastefully cut but a halter top none the less.  Those of you readers who have large breasts will understand the predicament I was in.  Strapless bras [...]

On of my closest friends and I work out together.  Its a grueling hour and a half (plus on some days) that we torture ourselves with in an effort to be healthy and I’ll admit, loose some weight.  Currently we alternate between heavy lifting and intense cardio with a trainer.   Yesterday was a heavy lifting day and the [...]

I have a tender bladder, that is to say that because I’ve held it too long in the past, I don’t have the holding power I should have and sometimes, I leak.   I also piddle when I’m scared or startled…  No always, but it happens.   Its with great shame that I tell you [...]

Yesterday my man and I celebrated our one year anniversary with a romantic dinner at The Park restaurant in San Luis Obispo.  It was delicious!   But, like most things, I had a QF Moment on my way there.   Since we’d been drinking earlier at a picnic / barbeque / backyard bash we called a cab [...]

I used to be a smoker, I’m not terribly proud of it, but there it is.   Occasionally when I’m really stressed a coworker and I will go out for lunch to vent and she, being a smoker, usually offers me one.   Its my first day back to work and we’re driving in my car [...]

I cam into work this morning in desperate need of some coffee.  I go into the kitchen, pour myself a cup and take a hearty gulp.   A disgusted look spreads over my face as I allow the ice cold liquid to dribble back out of my mouth into the mug.   Not cool – day old [...]

My fiance and I have become avid drive-in movie lovers recently.  I think this is partly beause neither of us went to them often when we were little kids or teenagers and partly because I have a convertible so its that much funner to watch with the top down…   We have a routine down [...]

While cruising the internet mom stumbled onto www.failblog.org and laughed out loud.  She called me to her and praised me for NOT doing what this dog did.  

Ever seen someone really just BITE IT?  I mean take a tumble that looks excruciating but makes you crack up?   I had one of those moments today, at work.  My coworker was walking into the building with what looked like a beautiful chocolate cake.  And out of not where she just took a nose [...]

Spellcheck can be the enemy if you’re not careful.  Today I received an email addressed to “Anti Christ” which my full name often is corrected to courtesy of spellcheck.  Thanks, this does wonders for my image.   Seeing this email immediately caused me to recall my worst WOOPSIE DAISY ever, which also was courtesy of spellcheck.   Let me first [...]

This moment comes courtesy of one of my closest friends who tends to a) be a heavy sleeper and b) not hear her phone.   She went up to San Francisco for a “girls weekend” and like most girls weekend it involved bars and alcohol and wild mishaps.    At one point she got the keys to [...]

Today was just as wonderful as yesterday.  The screen door on the house swings open and shut with the slightest push of my nose so I’m free to come and go, chasing down whatever  I see, then bounding in for a drink of water.   I came across a wonderful puddle at some point, rolled in it [...]