Questionably Fabulous

Friday 11/7 ~ QF Moment

In an effort to protect the innocent I’ve changed all names except my own for this TRUE story.  I am putting it in as the Main Posting for today but also as the QF Man because, to be honest, it is that good of a story. Last fall, when I was still living in Baltimore, [...]

I visited with a few dogs on Sunday, it was alright…  I only snapped once or twice at one bitch in particular who kept trying to lick my “red rocket”…  Although my humans and her humans all thought it was hysterical and kept telling me to relax and just let her…  

Yesterday my man and I celebrated our one year anniversary with a romantic dinner at The Park restaurant in San Luis Obispo.  It was delicious!   But, like most things, I had a QF Moment on my way there.   Since we’d been drinking earlier at a picnic / barbeque / backyard bash we called a cab [...]

To add insult to injury today my parents tried to socialize me with the cats who they insist on calling my sister and brother.  Blek.  I was terrified – shook the entire time, and all I could think about was how Cooter would have protected me if she was here…  

My family is back from vacation and I have to admit, I’m excited to see them but oh so very sad to be saying goodbye to my summer camp friends.   Especially my girlfriend.   As you well know I’m not the most social of dogs, I rarely make friends but I have had two [...]

As anyone who has gotten married knows, guest lists can be tricky.  My and I have invited SOME close friends of our parents to our wedding because we’ve felt that those people were involved in our upbringing.  When we look back on childhood memories my mother’s best friend is in several of them, obviously she [...]

Recently I met my soon-to-be in-laws for the very first time in Colorado.  For 10 days.  Along with the traditional nerves and welcomes, there were several questionably fabulous moments.  I got enough material to write everyday for at least a month, so prepare yourself! When I arrive my future mother-in-law (FMIL) cannot control her excitement and [...]

My fiance had quite the questionably fabulous moment this weekend.  Very questionably.   As our Matron of Honor and I laid on the beach, my fiance, our officiant and one of our close friends played latter golf on the sand right next to us.  Engrossed in our books and the wonderfully relaxing scene, our MOH [...]

I was at the beach this past weekend.  As I was smearing SPF 30 on my shoulders I laughed at how much has changed since this time last year.  Last year I was on the beach with three of my best summer time party gals – Pants, Bear and Whole House.  We were reeking havoc [...]

There comes a time in any relationship where you have “the talk” and it’s never something that is easy to approach or necessarily comfortable.  Cause the reality of the whole situation is that if the two people engaged in the relationship were on the same page, “the talk” would be totally pointless. The need for [...]

The first day of summer will always be one of my favorites. Warm weather, sunshine, swimming pools, baseball and women. Ten years ago there was only one woman on my mind. I proposed to my college girlfriend on the first day of summer 1998. I had graduated about a month earlier, landed my first job [...]

I watched the Sex and the City movie. It was better than the hype. Without giving away the ending, I will reveal that it gives all of us broken hearted romantics a little shot of hope that true love and happiness is within reach. Unfortunately, actors have their lines written for them and get numerous [...]

Being single is exciting, sad, empowering, unpredictable and always lonely. I’m recently divorced and have been dating for the past several months. The divorce was devastating. Anyone who has been through one could confess to its sheer ability to strip away your soul, prick your heart and annihilate your self-esteem. Despite the obvious pain, embarrassment [...]