Questionably Fabulous

Was going to expand on my Highlights posting but then I had THE MOST Questionably Fabulous day yesterday with the most famous (see how British I’m getting) of mix ups. Two performed by none other than me but then directly after Bryan had quite the blunder as well. Crazy.

What kind of shoes do you wear to walk for 6 hours around London neighborhoods trying to find a place to live?

Yesterday was a splendid day – long but lovely. Can you tell I’m desperately trying to learn my vocabulary here? Last night I said “Blimely I hate that my flat is so small and I can’t get a mobile yet. And if I have to climb one more flight of stairs cause there isn’t a lift in the building I’ll be bloody pissed!” This of course was met with a round of laughter but secretly I was applauding myself – I gotta give myself some credit if no one else will! How Questionably Fabulous is that?

Welp, I found my mother ship… I confessed to have one burning question to ask. WHERE CAN I BUY A CURLING IRON?… I had to try Peter Jones, and when (gasp) they compared it to my Mecca back home, Target, I knew this was the place for me…

Tell me how I am supposed to fit 6 suitcases full of clothes, shoes and accessories into one tiny closet.

Today is Wednesday, January 6th and it has been too long since I’ve poured my heart out over the key board and kept up with this blog. It was once my dream to have this be my career – writing, making people laugh etc. And perhaps it someday will be, but for now I just want it for me. I’m going back to the reason I started to write, to chronicle my life with humor and to help me find my own inner fabulous. And I’ve got some stuff to get off my chest

This past weekend I had a classic GNO only it wasn’t the kind of classic as I wanted it to be. This Girls’ Night Out was anything but fabulous, it was strange and twisted and confusing and full of puzzlement. And I wasn’t the only one who felt that way, two of my wildest and most regular of mayhem causers were along for the ride and all three of us kept saying things like:

Is this really happening?

Where are we?

Are you seeing what I’m seeing?

And the real question we ended up asking ourselves is: IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THIS AND WE’RE JUST USALLY WASTED OR ARE WE IN SOME KIND OF TIME WARP?

We Need to Break Up ~ QF Moment

Yes, this is a person’s name.  No, not their given name, the nickname that my friends and I donned to a poor innocent young lady.  The story is priceless.  So on Saturday I was a bachelorette, actually I was one all weekend but that is besides the point.  The point is I didn’t have my [...]

What dog on earth gets a Urinary Track Infection?  Me, that’s what dog.  Much to my embarassement mom annouced it to the entire family just before Christmas, how humiliating!  I really wanted her to drive straight to the grocery story from the vet’s and load up on cranberry juice but she wouldn’t listen to me.  [...]

I am a sucker for kids.  And a sucker for shoes.  I cannot help it.  So you can imagine how hard I fell for one of Bryan’s friend’s children.  Imagine the cutest little 3 year old blonde ever toddling around with Shirley Temple curls toting her plastic lizard (Larry the Lizard) around with her and [...]

Today I got dressed and couldn’t decide which pair of shoes to wear.  I put on one of each to model in the mirror and still couldn’t decide so I did something I almost never do.  I walked around the house and tried to make a decision based on comfort.   While pulling out of [...]

I am addicted to clothes – any kind of clothes…  Work clothes, work out clothes, play clothes, club clothes, comfy clothes, dress up clothes, formal clothes, boys clothes, dogs clothes, whatever clothes.   I also love all kinds of shoes.   And bags / purses / wallets. And sunglasses.   And the store “Styles for [...]

Last night I had dinner with a bunch of friends so instead of changing into sweats or PJs when I got home from work I put on some nice jeans and a cute sweater as the SLO nights have been such a huge chilly contrast to the sunny days.   The jeans I was wearing had a cuff at [...]