Questionably Fabulous

(Just got an email from Bob… Here’s what he had to say for himself…)

I’ve been just oh so very busy these last several days… I really need to write several blogs… Here are the titles I’m working on and some highlights from the last few days in London!!!

This is Bob Marley Dog signing on to bid you all So Long, Fare Well, Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu (sound of music song). This will be my last blog for a long while. Perhaps I will write sporadically, but I’ve graduated from Questionably Fabulous University and have gotten another job. Now I am Chief Patrolman for a 50 Acre Horse Farm.

So, I quit my job and here I am, my life is working out. And it’s as if I woke up one day and noticed I had a left hand and now every time I look down and see it I’m like “Holy Shit! I have a left hand! Where the hell did that thing come from?”

I just had one of the most ah-mah-zing meals. Pier 46 Seafood (www.pier46seafood.com) totally quenched my craving for fish and chips this afternoon. There I was, needing a little grease and salt in the middle of the day so that I could drown out the sorrows of my rocky sales day and ba-da-bing… There I [...]

It doesn’t really count cause it isn’t like I wrote something, submitted it and it was published. But my name is there in the byline and my website is noted there too. And it is published in the daily paper. And it will publish a total of four times… so whatevs, I’m psyched!

CLICK ON TITLE TO SEE A PICTURE OF THE PAGE I’M ON!

It’s the Nuevo Mexico piece… If you zoom in real close you can see my name… I was on page A2 bitches!The background is this… An advertiser wanted to have his ad read like a restaurant review. So I wrote him one. And he thought it should look like someone wrote it so I put my name on it… and my website… So what if it is not my writing style or if I don’t necessarily want to write restaurant reviews forever. Side note – I actually think eating for a living and writing about the food would be hella fun but I digress… The point is that people might see this and log on to the website and then fall madly in love with my writing… MAYBE.

Hairy Dirty Diaper ~ QF Moment

Where is the Handle? ~ QF Moment

How Professional Is This? ~ QF Moment

The Dress ~ QF Moment

Question:  Do you guys normally do a courtesy cough when you are in the restroom taking a deuce and somebody comes in? See, I normally throw the courtesy cough because we have a two stall bathroom and its common knowledge that one stall is for numero uno and the other stall is for dropping deuces.  [...]

Office Exchange ~ QF Moment

Friday 11/7 ~ QF Moment

Monday 11/3 ~ QF Moment

I’m Leaving on a Jet Plane Today is my last day at the winery where I work.  I am really sad to be going in some ways and I simply cannot wait to run outta here and yell FREEDOM (like Mel Gibson did in “Braveheart”) or sing “School’s Out for Summa”…  Its easier for me [...]

I had a woman come into where I work to measure our floor space – we are considering redoing the carpeting and instead of tile, putting in hard wood laminate.   I could smell her a mile away…  I know that I am a lookist (racist makes judgements about people based on race, a lookist [...]

By John Bach: I’m going to volunteer with an organization called “Animal As Intermediaries” – they take animals and items from Nature into all sorts of interesting places like locked wards for severely disturbed kids and prisons and geriatric homes, etc. Here is an abbreviated autobiographical sketch that I am sending to AAI in the [...]

I am the Vice President of a networking group.  One of my many random duties is to sell raffle tickets at our meetings – proceeds go to a wonderful cause, winners get an assortment of products that our members donate.  Its wonderful.  Except that for some reason today I sold tickets in such a Questionably [...]

Spilling the large garbage bag full of linens as I entered the door to the cleaners was only the first of my mishaps this morning.   Since I’d forgotten my glasses my chocies were to wear my sun glasses and look like a stereotypical Californian or squint around the storefront helping the lady count the table [...]

I propose that a new word be introduced into the world of weddings.  Momzilla of the Bride.  Not to be confused with Mom of the Bridezilla…  A Momzilla is a crazy mother when the bride is absolutely cool as a cucumber.   In case you were wondering, I’m dealing with one – have been for [...]