Questionably Fabulous

Nothing more questionably fabulous than totally rocking out in your car to some song on the radio and completely tuning out to the point that you pass your own office and go for another 5 miles.  This is the second time I’ve done that!

School is back in session so I’m hard at work barking and lunging at small children walking by with their parents and annoying teenagers who think its fun to taunt me…  What is it about me that causes them to laugh?  Sure, I’m shorter than they are and am on all fours – but that means that [...]

I had an event last week that drove me crazy throughout the entire planning process, it went off without a hitch except that four plates, 6 spoons and 3 forks were missing from the rental returns.   Scouring the premises, I finally found the plates…  IN THE FREEZER – say what?   The forks and spoons [...]

What is the proper business etiquette for saying “I don’t have time to talk to you. Please go away.” Because I clearly did not get that message across to Mr. Fat-Ass-I-Know-It-All-So-Let-Me-Tell-It-All-To-You earlier today. I have a pretty big event here at work and as the event coordinator, as my boss put it, its my ass [...]

I walk into the office today and find that my computer is on and there are a bunch of notes in my boss’ hand writing on my desk…   What’s the website for?  Sciatica Relief…  LOL – my boss is a pain in the ass for real – LOL

So, before I left on vacation my boss had a tempter tantrum AT me.   I think its menopause…  She was upset that I hadn’t updated HER calendar and claimed that she didn’t know about this specific event that we were having here – and as the Event Person I was being held accountable.   [...]

I cam into work this morning in desperate need of some coffee.  I go into the kitchen, pour myself a cup and take a hearty gulp.   A disgusted look spreads over my face as I allow the ice cold liquid to dribble back out of my mouth into the mug.   Not cool – day old [...]

Ever seen someone really just BITE IT?  I mean take a tumble that looks excruciating but makes you crack up?   I had one of those moments today, at work.  My coworker was walking into the building with what looked like a beautiful chocolate cake.  And out of not where she just took a nose [...]

Spellcheck can be the enemy if you’re not careful.  Today I received an email addressed to “Anti Christ” which my full name often is corrected to courtesy of spellcheck.  Thanks, this does wonders for my image.   Seeing this email immediately caused me to recall my worst WOOPSIE DAISY ever, which also was courtesy of spellcheck.   Let me first [...]

I’m sorry I didn’t have a post yesterday.  I’ve been a little werided out by something that occured and needed some time to digest what went on.  I was in my cage all day, like usual, and I heard the cats prowling around the kitchen, opening cabinets, playing with their toys etc.  Initially I was furious [...]

I worked an 11 hour day yesterday.  Over 12 if you count the commute time too.  I was exhausted upon getting home…   We had an event at work, where we were expecting 20 people to come, hoping for 40 throughout the night’s three hour time frame…  We got about 50 within the first 15 [...]

There comes a time in any relationship where you have “the talk” and it’s never something that is easy to approach or necessarily comfortable.  Cause the reality of the whole situation is that if the two people engaged in the relationship were on the same page, “the talk” would be totally pointless. The need for [...]

Today I got dressed and couldn’t decide which pair of shoes to wear.  I put on one of each to model in the mirror and still couldn’t decide so I did something I almost never do.  I walked around the house and tried to make a decision based on comfort.   While pulling out of [...]

Typos are my nemesis.   I type 71 words per minute, give or take a few errors…  But when multitasking I can have far more errors than words that are spelled correctly.  And yesterday I was completely multitasking, on like 12 tasks… Case and point - apparently while transcribing the guest writer’s submission for the QF Man, [...]

So I’ve been put in charge or a rather large event occurring at my new job next week and truth be told I haven’t quite worked out a flawless organization system just yet.  I’m pretty good at multi tasking, and at my old job one of the things I credit my success to was my anal retentive classification system. [...]